This came to me from a friend in California:

If you read the email going around about the number "11" for the
past few weeks, you will love David's response to it. I don't know
who David is, but his response is hilarious!!! Make sure you read beyond the
Original Letter!

Original Letter:

The date of the attack: 9/11 -  9 + 1 + 1 = 11 September 11th is
the 254th day of the year: 2 + 5 + 4 = 11 After September 11th
there are 111 days left to the end of the year. 119 is the area
code to Iraq/Iran. 1 + 1 + 9 = 11 Twin Towers - standing side by
side, looks like the number 11 The first plane to hit the towers
was Flight 11 I Have More....... State of New York - The 11th State added to
the Union New York City - 11 Letters Afghanistan - 11
Letters The Pentagon - 11 Letters Ramzi Yousef - 11 Letters
(convicted or orchestrating the attack at the WTC in 1993)
Flight 11 - 92 on board - 9 + 2 = 11 Flight 77 - 65 on board -
6 + 5 = 11

Dave's response:

Oh my God! How worried should I be? There are 11 letters in the
name "David Pawson!" I'm going into hiding NOW. See you in a few weeks. Wait
a sec ... just realized "YOU CAN'T HIDE" also has 11 letters! What am I
gonna do? Help me!!! The terrorists are after
me! ME! I can't believe it!

Oh crap, there must be someplace on the planet Earth I could hide!
But no ..."PLANET EARTH" has 11 letters, too!

Maybe Nostradamus can help me. But dare I trust him? There are 11
letters in "NOSTRADAMUS."

I know, the Red Cross can help. No they can't... 11 letters in
"THE RED CROSS," can't trust them.

I would rely on self defense, but "SELF DEFENSE" has 11 letters
in it, too! Can someone help?

Anyone? If so, send me email. No, don't... "SEND ME EMAIL" has 11

Will this never end? I'm going insane! "GOING INSANE???" Eleven

Nooooooooooo!!!!!! I guess I'll die alone, even though "I'LL DIE ALONE" has
11 letters.....

Oh my God, I just realized that America is doomed! Our Independence Day is
July 4th ... 7/4 ... 7+4=11!

~ Dave

PS. "IT'S BULLSHIT" has 11 letters also.